LAWS THAT YOU DIDN'T LEARN @ SCHOOL

LAWS THAT YOU DIDN'T LEARN @ SCHOOL*

1  *Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair :*

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

2 *Anthony's Law of the Workshop :*

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3 *Kovac's Conundrum :*

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

4 *Cannon's Karmic Law :*

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

5 *O'brien's Variation Law :*

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

6 *BELL'S THEOREM :*

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7 *RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS :*

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8 *WILLOUGHBY'S LAW :*

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

9 *ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS :*

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10 *BREDA'S RULE :*

At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.

11 *OWEN'S LAW :*

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Cheers!!

Be Confident, Do Confident.